Jimi & Isaac Books
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Jimi & Isaac 3a: The Mars Mission
Introverted Jimi and brilliant but obnoxious Isaac pester their billionaire
buddy Ash Berg into letting them "jazz up" his space expedition. Ash plays
along, knowing they will fail and learn from their failure. Issac prefers to
make a limited but credible effort and claim a limited but credible victory.
Jimi wants more - but good help is hard to find.
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Book Report
“Jimi and Isaac 3a: The Mars Mission” is a book whereby my
supposedly best friend Jimi Peterson tells about how he built a space probe
that flew to Mars. The whole thing was bought and paid for by the very rich Ash
Berg. The book is about us while we're in middle school, but it ends on the
first day of high school. It's mostly about how great Jimi is.
Other than the obvious errors that Jimi made like he somehow forgot that the
whole thing was my idea, this is a pretty good book for kids to read because
there isn't any nudity or sexual pornography. If I didn't know about the lying
about me part I would like the book because there's a lot of science and
thinking involved, and a lot of stuff happens that is mostly pretty real except
the part about me.
- Isaac Farmer
Jimi & Isaac 4a: Solar Powered
Isaac Farmer doesn't mind if people think that he's obnoxious. But when people
fail to recognize his obvious intellectual superiority, Isaac gets offended.
He'll do almost anything to get the recognition he deserves as the "best
scientist in the school" – except ask for help.
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Book Report
My best friend Isaac Farmer wrote a book about how he helped this guy named
Weeds invent a whole new kind of solar electrical cell that actually really
works pretty well. Isaac says that he wrote the book himself, but I think he
had some help because the real Isaac is really obnoxious but the Isaac in this
book is only sometimes obnoxious.
Isaac figured the best way to win the science fair was to make the judges think he could save the planet, so he did this big display on “green” stuff. He put in everything he could think of (like solar power and wind power and stream power and outhouse power) and made it sound like it all worked and he understood everything. All he really did was copy stuff off the Internet. It fooled the judges and he won, but then Lipstick and the newspaper guy caught him and the principal got involved and then Mr. and Mrs. Farmer got involved and then Isaac had to actually build something that actually worked.
This is a good book for kids because nobody does drugs or gets pregnant. Isaac talks about dog poop a little, but it's part of the story and he doesn't get too gross. I think he got some help on writing that part, too.
- Jimi Peterson
